Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components.
Top excuses for not doing homework:
| I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames. |
| Isaac Newton's birthday. |
| I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it. |
| I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin. |
| I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy. |
| I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it. |
| I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one. |
Conversions:
| 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake |
| 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds |
| Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton |
| Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi |